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I worked in an adult toy store for 8 years and I am thankful to be done with it! It was really fun at first, being allowed a glimpse at strangers secret sexual habits, but then it all became quite redundant! I don't know how many more times I could take being blamed for penile pumps scratching their precious members and drawing blood, or being asked repeatedly if a vaginal tightening cream could be used on someones anus! SERIOUSLY?! Maybe you should leave the backdoor ALONE for awhile! OH, and please DON'T plop your dirty, ripped, chaffed "pocket vaginas" on countertops & expect a DISCOUNT!

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Oct 23, 2010 06:41 PM - Sex - by likeafever (woman)

 

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To my husband" Don't assume I am finished with a drink and spit a hocker in it." The bathroom is not that far of a walk.

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Oct 29, 2010 09:00 AM - Miscellaneous - by Jen G (woman)

 

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You tell me everyday that you don't want to be here at work, u're bored, etc....so big question, Y r u here? Sh!t, I don't wanna be here either, but I am. You keep complaining to me about loud mouth Bill but you won't say a word to him to tell him to keep it down. Instead, you bring it to my awareness as if to tell me to tell him to keep it down: well, guess what? I'm not saying a word. Instead, I'll just put on my bose noise canceling headphones and listen to Enya. Be Gone!

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Oct 24, 2010 06:47 PM - Workplace Etiquette - by tickedoff (woman)

 

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To the woman in the gym locker room: I realize that nakedness is part of life, but must you proceed to lotion your entire body without a stitch of clothing on. I'm sure you are comfortable with it, but no one else wants to look at your wide ass, your saggy boobs, or your stomach that has obviously birthed several children. Would putting on at least your underwear and a bra be too much to ask? I'm just saying...

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Oct 23, 2010 07:14 PM - General Public Manners - by naturalnubian3 (woman)

 

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Just because you think you have to do whatever your parents tell you does NOT mean I have do do whatever you tell me. I am almost 30 and married - and for goodness sake you are almost 60!!! Grow up and stop talking to me like I'm a 4 year old. Let me live my own life. I don't have to let you know where I am every second of the day, nor do I need to answer the phone every time you call. I am an adult and I am tired of being pushed around!

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Oct 25, 2010 05:08 PM - Miscellaneous - by chelea_girl (woman)

 

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To the stalker at my job: Please never slip me a note that reads " Single, Call me", when 1) you have your three bad kids with you, 2)I've met your fiance, and lastly 3) (and most importantly) you have on hazel contacts. Please don't hold your breathe, I will never be desperate enough to call.

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Oct 16, 2010 07:06 PM - Miscellaneous - by naturalnubian (woman)

 

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I'm sorry UIC fast food employee chick, but is it my fault that your life has amounted to "Can I plz take ur order?" Why must u always have a stank attitude like I'm the reason y you can't find a better job?! We all know you'd rather be somewhere else but can u plz try to not act like it ALL the time. I only asked you for a #2, so ALLLL YOU have to do is push the register buttons, put my food in the bag, and hand me a cup! So quit rollin ur eyes and takin deep breaths as if askin u to do ur job is some type of hard labor!!!

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Oct 18, 2010 10:40 AM - Workplace Etiquette - by fed up (man)

 

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To the whores at the Velvet room: Why do you think that Halloween gives you a right to expose of all the rolls and bulges that you normally wouldnt? Why decide to be a belly dancer, or wear a costume that requires you to show your mid-drift when you know your stomach is looking like a can of busted biscuits.

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Nov 1, 2010 11:18 PM - Fashion Dos n Donts - by naturalnubian (woman)

 

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To the cashier lady at the 75th street DMW. Shit! all i had was a simple question, u didn't have to be an ass. Matter of fact this is to all DMV workers, and while i'm at it, I might as well add airport workers too. Think we wanna see your faces either? Think we wanna make our way through those long lines to only at the end see your screwed up faces? If you don't like customer service, then find something else! There should be a law in the land. Bad customer service = slap! You're making the customer service reps in india look very good.

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Oct 2, 2010 12:43 PM - General Public Manners - by dmvhater (man)

 

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