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  <title>Im having a baby on Thursday and I feel mostly fine but everyone expects me </title>
  <link>http://www.implicitlife.com/view/Miscellaneous/184</link>
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    <![CDATA[Im having a baby on Thursday and I feel mostly fine but everyone expects me to be miserable.  Yes I feel like a beached whale and yes the false contractions are annoying but cant I just be left alone to wait out the next 5 days without schadenfreude<br><br>By: baby mama<br />on 13-08-2011<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>ldquoWhy did this fat guy at school telling me to gain some weightrdquo boy please </title>
  <link>http://www.implicitlife.com/view/Miscellaneous/130</link>
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    <![CDATA[ldquoWhy did this fat guy at school telling me to gain some weightrdquo boy please didnrsquot you see the billboard 1-800-get-thin. Get it together just the same way you get those big macs.<br><br>By: Big guy<br />on 17-05-2011<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 4<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Uggg I HATE people that think they know everything Especially people who are far less </title>
  <link>http://www.implicitlife.com/view/Miscellaneous/129</link>
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    <![CDATA[Uggg I HATE people that think they know everything Especially people who are far less good at something than you are and yet they insist on telling you whats best No matter what you say they always know better. Well you sure as hell dont know why I do the things I do so back off<br><br>By: believein<br />on 17-05-2011<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>my coworkers are stupid.
i dont have much time to go into detail because my ice </title>
  <link>http://www.implicitlife.com/view/Workplace%20Etiquette/128</link>
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    <![CDATA[my coworkers are stupid.
i dont have much time to go into detail because my ice cream will melt or get thrown out by the other idiots in this place since i left it there momentarily to check email ..now i had to vent.
they are all uneducated inexperienced idiots who get promoted left and right while those of us who are educated trained and experienced get discriminated against for being lesbians.
fking idiots at work.

thanks for listening<br><br>By: deadlypet<br />on 28-04-2011<br>Category: Workplace Etiquette<br>Yes Votes: 3 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>I hate people who claim to dislike someone to their face and then act like </title>
  <link>http://www.implicitlife.com/view/Miscellaneous/127</link>
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    <![CDATA[I hate people who claim to dislike someone to their face and then act like theyre best friends other times.
I hate short ugly girls with unibrows.
I hate evil mean exboyfriends and their evil mean bitter pathetic friends <br><br>By: simple_whisper<br />on 28-04-2011<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>GRRRRRRRRRRRRR. I hate my boss I have worked for her for 8 years now and </title>
  <link>http://www.implicitlife.com/view/Workplace%20Etiquette/126</link>
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    <![CDATA[GRRRRRRRRRRRRR. I hate my boss I have worked for her for 8 years now and of course gotten NADA in return but grief. I work fast food of course.Why do I hate her Hmmmmmmmm it could be because I ran back in the building and called the fire dept when it caught on fire I stayed when it flooded and waited for the plumber till 2 a.m. What pisses me off is that the GUY got promoted yesterday. The guy who WALKED OUT four times and quit in less than a year. The guy who doesnt mind telling the boss he will leave if he doesnt get some help. What do I get CRAPPED on over and over. <br><br>By: leggylover03<br />on 16-04-2011<br>Category: Workplace Etiquette<br>Yes Votes: 1 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>I know you say youre just big boned but five steaks and a bucket of </title>
  <link>http://www.implicitlife.com/view/Out%20n%20About/125</link>
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    <![CDATA[I know you say youre just big boned but five steaks and a bucket of deep-fried ice cream isnt exactly what Id call a lean meal. <br><br>By: hill_the_khore<br />on 16-04-2011<br>Category: Out n About<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Im pissed at my brother in law for cheating on my sister and denying it </title>
  <link>http://www.implicitlife.com/view/Out%20n%20About/124</link>
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    <![CDATA[Im pissed at my brother in law for cheating on my sister and denying it and throwing it all back in her face trying to make her feel like shes paranoid and that he cant trust her What a fking asshole I once considered him a brother..closer to me than my own brother. After this weekend and hearing how hes treated my sister...I dont know if Ill ever be able to look him in the face without wanting to kick him there or spit on him  <br><br>By: tara_in_canada<br />on 10-04-2011<br>Category: Out n About<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Why do we always fall for boys so hard and fast It always ends up </title>
  <link>http://www.implicitlife.com/view/Out%20n%20About/123</link>
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    <![CDATA[Why do we always fall for boys so hard and fast It always ends up being trouble. Every guy I meet lately seems really interested then tells me that all they really want is something casual. WTF If all you want is a fk buddy you could at least be up front about it. Or maybe they want the perks of having a relationship but still have the option to go and make out with the hot chick they saw at the bar last week <br><br>By: unitedfoes<br />on 10-04-2011<br>Category: Out n About<br>Yes Votes: 1 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>dammit. my sister bout drove me crazy yesterday. my grandma uncle and cousin came over </title>
  <link>http://www.implicitlife.com/view/Relationships/122</link>
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    <![CDATA[dammit. my sister bout drove me crazy yesterday. my grandma uncle and cousin came over from louisiana yesterday. Jasmine is sick. My sister came over here and asked over and over and over again can i hold her can i feed her can i hold her can i hold her can i hold her...driving me insane. if she would have asked ONE more time i was gonna go off. Christian Jasmine is sick she wants her mother. if you were to hold her shell just cry. now just chill out or take your hyper lil ass home i came sooo close. ok...thats it <br><br>By: coldnheartless<br />on 06-04-2011<br>Category: Relationships<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>I want to sleep until three in the afternoon and do my laundry and not </title>
  <link>http://www.implicitlife.com/view/Workplace%20Etiquette/121</link>
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    <![CDATA[I want to sleep until three in the afternoon and do my laundry and not have to wear damn kakhi pants and i want to not have to play nice to the people just for a day... other wise work is not so bad they are flying me out of town this weekend and they are giving me a nice bonus check (we know that i busted my butt to get it right) so it is sigh- off to another day... 
back to the daily grind. no pun intended... <br><br>By: and2blue<br />on 06-04-2011<br>Category: Workplace Etiquette<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>People need to keep their hands to themselves. Not everyone is comfortable getting hugs or </title>
  <link>http://www.implicitlife.com/view/Miscellaneous/120</link>
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    <![CDATA[People need to keep their hands to themselves. Not everyone is comfortable getting hugs or a ldquofriendlyrdquo pat on the back from someone they hardly even know <br><br>By: doontx<br />on 05-04-2011<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Ya know what I hate People who parrot your every move. Try to be exactly </title>
  <link>http://www.implicitlife.com/view/Out%20n%20About/119</link>
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    <![CDATA[Ya know what I hate People who parrot your every move. Try to be exactly like you.
I mean okay its nice to a certain extent to have someone who admires you but after awhile its just  annoying If I wanted a clone I would ask for one I dont want someone to change their opinions just so they think the same way I do. I dont want someone to change the way they talk because of how I talk. amp I really dont want someone copying the way I dress either. (Not that Im an original person when it comes to clothes but yeah you understand.)  <br><br>By: switchblade<br />on 05-04-2011<br>Category: Out n About<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>okay so it looks like ill either be paying out the ass for a rental </title>
  <link>http://www.implicitlife.com/view/General%20Public%20Manners/118</link>
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    <![CDATA[okay so it looks like ill either be paying out the ass for a rental car or will be stuck in pgh another day. they screwed up my damn reservation and now i cant get out on sunday. if it were just MY reservation id be pissed but okay but i dont know if k. is going to be screwed - hence the possibility of renting a car. DAMN AMTRAK. <br><br>By: watchbradford<br />on 05-04-2011<br>Category: General Public Manners<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>I hate driving in Pittsburgh and I hate Pittsburgh drivers. Ive never seen such stupidity </title>
  <link>http://www.implicitlife.com/view/Out%20n%20About/117</link>
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    <![CDATA[I hate driving in Pittsburgh and I hate Pittsburgh drivers. Ive never seen such stupidity road rage and impatience in my life.

Plus what is up with pedestrians who just walk out in front of your car when you have a green light. They dont even look they just step out like a stupid animal and look at their feet. <br><br>By: meanjunglist<br />on 05-04-2011<br>Category: Out n About<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>J knows better than to push me when I feel depressed... Ive told her a </title>
  <link>http://www.implicitlife.com/view/Relationships/116</link>
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    <![CDATA[J knows better than to push me when I feel depressed... Ive told her a hundred times shes experienced the results a few times when she ignored it... and despite this she tries to make me feel bad because I ruined everyones mood this weekend because she pushed and pushed and I exploded... duh If you push I explode... thats why you dont push... I am allowed to be depressed...if my timing sucks then so be it.. Im not the one who fell out of love Im not the one who broke my heart and expects me to be happy go lucky gal <br><br>By: heron_rants<br />on 05-04-2011<br>Category: Relationships<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>In the course of a 20 minute conversation with the IT guy and a 20 </title>
  <link>http://www.implicitlife.com/view/Workplace%20Etiquette/115</link>
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    <![CDATA[In the course of a 20 minute conversation with the IT guy and a 20 minute conversation with one of the board members this bitch of a boss of mine just lied FLAT OUT LIED twice.  <br><br>By: hating_helen<br />on 05-04-2011<br>Category: Workplace Etiquette<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>My roommate is a really huge playboy im talking can get girls in his room </title>
  <link>http://www.implicitlife.com/view/Sex/80</link>
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    <![CDATA[My roommate is a really huge playboy im talking can get girls in his room in less than an hour.  but now he is dating this girl who is just ridiculously uglyy i literally cant stand her face and I am in no way trying to be mean. its just...the face is not the kind you would wanna be seen with I find it funny that he hasnt realized this yet. What do I do tell him that he is getting his playa card revoked or let the love be. im tired of looking at the ground when talking to them. <br><br>By: arby<br />on 23-02-2011<br>Category: Sex<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 2<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>I was in line behind a lady in Walmart who rushed to the aide of </title>
  <link>http://www.implicitlife.com/view/Out%20n%20About/78</link>
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    <![CDATA[I was in line behind a lady in Walmart who rushed to the aide of two children left unattended and about to fall from a grocery cart. Thanks for caring more for those children than the adult who left them unattended who then gave you such a dirty look for your concern.<br><br>By: valdo<br />on 15-02-2011<br>Category: Out n About<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>oh my GOD I freiking need a shower after that CTA ride. Thanks for peeing </title>
  <link>http://www.implicitlife.com/view/Out%20n%20About/76</link>
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    <![CDATA[oh my GOD I freiking need a shower after that CTA ride. Thanks for peeing in the back of the car homeless guy. Six stops I had to endure that smell. Count it six I even feel guilty because by the end of it my nose started getting used to the smell even though it was there. Screw you nose Aaaaaaarrrrggghh<br><br>By: dfwefe<br />on 01-02-2011<br>Category: Out n About<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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