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To my husband" Don't assume I am finished with a drink and spit a hocker in it." The bathroom is not that far of a walk.

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Oct 29, 2010 09:00 AM - Miscellaneous - by Jen G (woman)

 

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I worked in an adult toy store for 8 years and I am thankful to be done with it! It was really fun at first, being allowed a glimpse at strangers secret sexual habits, but then it all became quite redundant! I don't know how many more times I could take being blamed for penile pumps scratching their precious members and drawing blood, or being asked repeatedly if a vaginal tightening cream could be used on someones anus! SERIOUSLY?! Maybe you should leave the backdoor ALONE for awhile! OH, and please DON'T plop your dirty, ripped, chaffed "pocket vaginas" on countertops & expect a DISCOUNT!

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Oct 23, 2010 06:41 PM - Sex - by likeafever (woman)

 

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You tell me everyday that you don't want to be here at work, u're bored, etc....so big question, Y r u here? Sh!t, I don't wanna be here either, but I am. You keep complaining to me about loud mouth Bill but you won't say a word to him to tell him to keep it down. Instead, you bring it to my awareness as if to tell me to tell him to keep it down: well, guess what? I'm not saying a word. Instead, I'll just put on my bose noise canceling headphones and listen to Enya. Be Gone!

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Oct 24, 2010 06:47 PM - Workplace Etiquette - by tickedoff (woman)

 

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My sister is a dirty, stupid slut. Seriously.For the past 6 years I have had to deal with people giving me "that look" when I tell them who my sister is.They all think she is the skankiest thing in the world. She has gone out with and slept with 37 different guys in six years. Embarrassment.

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Sep 25, 2010 10:26 AM - Sex - by Disguisted  (woman)

 

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Don't you love the imaginative ways bums ask for money...so i'm sitting with my sis at her campus cafeteria and an older guy comes up and asks if he can exit the building in the direction he was pointing. He happened to be pointing to a row of windows so I automatically knew something was up. He quickly "realized" his mistake and begged our pardon. As he began to walk away he said, "by the way...do either of you have 58 cents?" lol

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Oct 17, 2010 09:58 AM - Out n About - by TrayTray (woman)

 

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Ya notice how whenever a chick doesn't change her fb profile pic for an "extended" period of time its usually cause she's pregnant....good to know there's still some shame in the world for babies having babies! smh

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Oct 17, 2010 10:52 AM - Sex - by Observer (woman)

 

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ooooooh tay so maybe I'm a little late on this trick, but here's some advice for all the other slow females out there lol.....ok, say you buy your fav EXPENSIVE mascara and it finally runs out. Now u have to go buy another one....NOT...lol so just yesterday as I was applying my makeup I was gonna put on my cheap beauty supply mascara when I thought to take the brush from my favorite empty covergirl mascara and use it to apply the cheap stuff....OMG my eyelashes still had the great covergirl look without that frickin covergirl price :-) moral of the story...its all in the brush chicas! muah!

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Oct 18, 2010 08:56 AM - Fashion Dos n Donts - by TrayTray (woman)

 

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I'm soooooooo tired of this over done fashion faux pas...I might have said this before, but thats just how much I hate when ppl do this....STOP WEARING LEGGINGS AS PANTS! Its not just my personal taste ladies...I've read this in a few diff fashion mags....having ur butt out in leggings is nooooot cute....(dont even get me started on the shear leggings)....If u want to wear leggings ur shirt, jacket, skirt, sweater, SOMETHING must at least come below ur butt cheeks! Wearing ur rear out in leggings is as tacky as pants with huge writing across the butt...so plz leave this fashion dont ALONE

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Oct 18, 2010 09:07 AM - Fashion Dos n Donts - by TrayTray (woman)

 

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To the woman in the gym locker room: I realize that nakedness is part of life, but must you proceed to lotion your entire body without a stitch of clothing on. I'm sure you are comfortable with it, but no one else wants to look at your wide ass, your saggy boobs, or your stomach that has obviously birthed several children. Would putting on at least your underwear and a bra be too much to ask? I'm just saying...

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Oct 23, 2010 07:14 PM - General Public Manners - by naturalnubian3 (woman)

 

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