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My roommate is a really huge playboy, im talking can get girls in his room in less than an hour. but now he is dating this girl who is just ridiculously uglyy, i literally can't stand her face, and I am in no way trying to be mean. it's just...the face is not the kind you would wanna be seen with, I find it funny that he hasn't realized this yet. What do I do? tell him that he is getting his playa card revoked? or let the "love" be. im tired of looking at the ground when talking to them. :/

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Feb 23, 2011 09:01 AM - Sex - by arby (man)

 

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OOOOOOOOKKKKKK so obviously.....! yall i wanna go so antoine dodbson right now but i'm gonna try to keep the ignorance to a minimum....So wat kinda sorry excuse for a man denies a 10 year relationship and a new born daughter at the same time? So youre gonna act like youre not still with ur baby momma who you have TWO kids with?.....AND youre gonna lie about ur age too! how LAME can you be?! ur in your thirties still partying with 20 yr olds?...

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Dec 28, 2010 06:20 PM - Sex - by enuff (woman)

 

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if you expect me to blow you, take a friggin shower first and clean the lint off your pubes.

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Dec 13, 2010 11:55 AM - Sex - by horny (woman)

 

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I worked in an adult toy store for 8 years and I am thankful to be done with it! It was really fun at first, being allowed a glimpse at strangers secret sexual habits, but then it all became quite redundant! I don't know how many more times I could take being blamed for penile pumps scratching their precious members and drawing blood, or being asked repeatedly if a vaginal tightening cream could be used on someones anus! SERIOUSLY?! Maybe you should leave the backdoor ALONE for awhile! OH, and please DON'T plop your dirty, ripped, chaffed "pocket vaginas" on countertops & expect a DISCOUNT!

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Oct 23, 2010 06:41 PM - Sex - by likeafever (woman)

 

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Ya notice how whenever a chick doesn't change her fb profile pic for an "extended" period of time its usually cause she's pregnant....good to know there's still some shame in the world for babies having babies! smh

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Oct 17, 2010 10:52 AM - Sex - by Observer (woman)

 

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My sister is a dirty, stupid slut. Seriously.For the past 6 years I have had to deal with people giving me "that look" when I tell them who my sister is.They all think she is the skankiest thing in the world. She has gone out with and slept with 37 different guys in six years. Embarrassment.

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Sep 25, 2010 10:26 AM - Sex - by Disguisted  (woman)

 

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